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350+ Best Coffee Quotes

Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat. – Johann Sebastian Bach

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Paul Erdos

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors

This morning’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee . – Keith Wynn

We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.  – Jerry Seinfeld

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love. – Turkish Proverb

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. – David Lynch

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson

Coffee is a language in itself. – Jackie Chan

Wake up and smell the coffee.  — Billie Eilish

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. – Rachel Hollis

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S.Eliot

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman

What do you want? Just coffee. Black – like my soul. ― Cassandra Clare

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. – Sheik-Abd -al-Kadir

Coffee and love are best when they are hot.  – German Proverb

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?  — Albert Camus

Ah, coffee! The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. – Holly Black

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes. – Ankita Singhal

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Brewing espresso unlike other methods of brewing coffee IS rocket science. – Kevin Knox and Julie Sheldon Huffaker

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? ― Cassandra Clare

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

I believe that humans get a lot done, not because we are smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. – Flash Rosenberg

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.  – Jim Carrey

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Regan

Coffee in England is just toasted milk. – Christopher Fry

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.  – Dave Barry

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. – Howard Schultz

I need coffee to go with my coffee. – Zooey Deschanel

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson

Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self. — Terry Pratchett

Sometimes I sound like gravel, and sometimes I sound like coffee and cream. – Nina Simone

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. ― Louisa May Alcott

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.  – Dave Barry

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. – Sir James Mackintosh

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.  – Napoleon Bonaparte

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bad  I’m gonna be today. — Nanea Hoffman

Coffee,  which makes the politician wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes , Sent up in vapours to the baron’s brain, New stratagems, the radiant lock to gain. – Alexander Pope

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. – Alex Levine

Either way, he figured a cup of coffee would hit the spot. For what is more versatile? As at home in tin as it is in Limoges.  – Amor Towles

You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee. –Edward

Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me a coffee! – David Letterman

I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.   – Jac Vanek

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. -Henry Ward Beecher

If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ― David Letterman

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. – David Lynch

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard. – Anne Spencer

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro

The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making abilities whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. – Joe Fox

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better. – Justina Chen

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. — Terri Guillemets

I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But I could not walk into a hotel in America and get a cup of coffee, and that made me mad. – Josephine Baker

Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my fucked up little life. ― Charlotte Eriksson

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something. – Josephine Baker

As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle. – Honoré de Balzac

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. – Clark Gable

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘before coffee. — Cherise Sinclair

For a writer, it’s more essential than food. — Joan Frank

We usually don’t notice until the coffee tastes funny. – Anne Afdahl

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can…and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t!  – Tanya Masse

Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar. – Gustave Flaubert

If I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee. – Nancy Astor

Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.  – Nanea Hoffman

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. – Terri Guillemets

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? — Jean Kerr

To an old man a cup of coffee is like the doorpost of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him. – Old Bourbon Proverb

once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. — Fran Drescher

Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future. – Ian Somerhalder

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. – Edward Abbey

I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. – Megan Mullally

Sometimes I get that venti, you know? Some days that’s what you need in your life. – Ariana Grande

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee. – Anthony Trollope

A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee  a lot more. — Jayne Mansfield

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. – Mae West\

Black as night, sweet as sin. ― Neil Gaiman

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby

Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions…is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.  – Benjamin Franklin

A great day in New York would be to wake up, get a cup of coffee and head up to Central Park for a nice walk. Then I’d go down to the East Village and stroll around. After that, maybe I’d go check out a museum or catch an indie film at the Angelika. – Emmanuelle Chriqui

If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee; it is an intelligent beverage.  – Sydney Smith

Coffee first. Schemes later.  – Leanna Renee Heiber

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon. – Jilly Cooper

This pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious. – Lord Byron

The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth. Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life. A good cup of coffee makes life seem better.  – Sahara Sanders

Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health, and hectic fever. – Jesse Torrey

And if I were your husband, I would drink it.  – Winston Churchill

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.  – Floyd Maxwell

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. – Bob Irwin

Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humor. – Nanea Hoffman

Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven’t had our coffee, in which case we feel 107. – Martha Beck

Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!  – anonymous

You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together. –  Adam Gopnik

I could smell myself awake with that coffee. – Jaesse Tyler

Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy. – Rita Moreno

Coffee – it’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions! – Mike Ditka

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. — Jessi Lane Adams

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? –  Steven Wright

I don’t really like coffee, she said, but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.  ― Brian Andreas

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it. – Garrison Keillor

After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm. – Diane Ackerman

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. – John Van Druten

It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom.” — Jonathan Swift

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. — Robert A. Heinlein

Are we sure it is desirable for a man’s spirit not to be at war with itself, or that it is better to be serene and ready to go to dinner than to be excited and unwilling to stop for a cup of coffee even? – William Saroyan

Mrs. Windemere always had a cup of hot coffee waiting for me. Black, which, she said, was the only way to drink it if you wanted to be awake to serve the god of Creativity. – Gary D. Schmidt

Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea. it is usually made from bad Coffee, served out tepid and muddy, and drowned in a deluge of water. – William Kitchiner

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It’s the only thing real men do that doesn’t seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it’s on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw. – Erma Bombeck

Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.  – Peter Diamonde

Coffee has two virtues, it is wet and warm. – Dutch Proverb

Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn’t a sophisticated task for a person, but it’s hard for a robot. – Vijjay Kumar

Some of the world’s most effective thoughts happen over a brew of morning’s coffee.  – Prabhukrishna

I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t. – Martha Quinn

Nothing can replace sleep, but coffee can do it best. I love coffee. – Kelley O’Hara

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think. – Kevin Garnett

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. – Abigail Reynolds

Late-night shows are ‘Chopped.’ Who are your guests tonight? Your guests tonight are veal tongue, coffee grounds and gummy bears. There, make a show … Make an appetizer that appeals to millions of people. That’s what I like. How could you possibly do it? Oh, you bring in your own flavors. Your own house band is another flavor. – Stephen Colbert

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. ― Gary Snyder

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend! – Gerard Way

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. – Rian Aditia

May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: Don’t throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills.  — Nanea Hoffman

The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. — Mark Helprin

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

You’d have coffee on a drip if you could, wouldn’t you?  – Kristina Adams

Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.  – AJ Lee

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.  – Star Trek: Voyager

When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas. – Emo Phillips

It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee. ― Gabriel Bá

I’m not a morning person: I can’t function until I’ve had a coffee – or several. – Alastair Reynolds

Life is very much like coffee—the aroma is always better than the actuality. – Albert Arnett

I like my coffee strong and my women weak. — Alexander Pappas

When you wash your hands, when you make a cup of coffee, when you’re waiting for the elevator – instead of indulging in thinking, these are all opportunities for being there as a still, alert presence. -Eckhart Tolle

Police work wouldn’t be possible without coffee, Wallander said. No work would be possible without coffee. They pondered the importance of coffee in silence. ― Henning Mankell

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard

Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?  – Justina Chen

The aroma of coffee is a return to and a bringing back of first things because it is the offspring of the primordial. It’s a journey, begun thousands of years ago, that still goes on. – MAHMOUD DARWISH

She poured the coffee, which was so strong it practically snarled as it came out of the pot, and then sat down herself, taking the small cat on to her knee. ― Lynne Reid Banks

I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I’d had it more. –  Kevin Sinnott

I love coffee. It’s one of my favorite things in the world, and I love tasting different coffees.  — Max Schneider

I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can’t go back. You cannot go back.  – Hugh Laurie

Coffee: It’s got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it. — Kathryn Janeway

This guy makes coffee nervous. – Bobby Heenan

One must savor the coffee, to actually have it.  – Mohith Agadi

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray. ― Marcia Carrington

I went to the Coffee Club and heard very good discourse…  – Samuel Pepys

Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I’ll stand on Bob Dylan’s coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that. – Steve Earle

Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. – Rohan Marley

When traveling with someone, take a large dose of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. – Helen Hayes

Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever. – Kim Bongiorno

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid. — Floyd Maxwell

The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun. – John D. Rockefeller

Want coffee? I asked, as I headed that way. It’s three-thirty in the morning. Okay. Want coffee? ― Darynda Jones

The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you eat your head against it. – Douglas Adams

Part of our love affair with coffee seems to be tied up in the ritual and history of drinking it … For centuries, gatherings over a cup of coffee have generated a collective mystique that every generation wants to join in on, wants its piece of, wishes to call its own. – VALLI KELLER

Good. Coffee is good for you. It’s the caffeine in it. Caffeine, we are here. Caffeine puts a man on her horse and a woman in his grave. ― Ernest Hemingway

There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.  –   Orson Welles

I’m surviving on caffeine and a cold heart.  — Kay Whitley

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write.  – Jonathan Ames

Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring. – Honoré De Balzac

The God of Decaffeinated Coffee. –  Joel Robinson

Coffee and flying are two pleasures that combine magnificently.  – A.J. Sky

Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.  ― Catherynne M. Valente

I love the smell of roses Along about in June, And I’d hang around and listen To almost any tune; But the fragrance and the music That nothing else has got Are the odor and the simmer Of the old coffee pot. – John W. Fellows

Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee. – Rory Bremner

I love the sunrise, as I am definitely a morning person! It’s a great time to get up and have a coffee in the garden by myself before everybody wakes up.  – Bianca Balti

Coffee, like music and movies, knows no barriers. Coffee is also a language in itself. When you watch my movies, you think of Jackie Chan. When you drink coffee, I hope you will also think Jackie Chan. – Jackie Chan

I’m a romantic. I like cold Coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady. — Jarod Kintz

In my tradition, one must wait until one has learned a lot of Bible and Talmud and the Prophets to handle mysticism. This isn’t instant coffee. There is no instant mysticism. – Elie Wiesel

I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the color. ― Barbara Crooker

Coffee is far more than a beverage. It is an invitation to live, disguised as a cup of warm liquid. It’s a trumpet wakeup call or a gentle rousing hand on your shoulder. – NICOLE JOHNSON

The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day. ―   Haruki Murakami

I don’t know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen. –  Gary Larson

When you find yourself pushing through and using caffeine or sugar to keep going, this is the time to listen to your innate ultradian rhythm and take a rest. — Candess M. Campbell

My dream is to have a house on the beach, even just a little shack somewhere so I can wake up, have coffee, look at dolphins, be quiet and breathe the air. – Christina Applegate

A guy’s gotta live, you know, gotta make his way and find his meaning in life and love, and to do that he needs coffee, he needs coffee and coffee and coffee. – Libba Bray

Coffee, two sugars, cream and aspirin. – Sinclair

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!  – Comic Strip Mama

The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.  — Old Arabic Saying

It’s 6:55 am and I’m on my third cup of coffee. By noon, I’ll be able to solve advanced problems in quantum physics. – Keith Wynn

I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge. – Jennifer Lopez

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment. – Agatha Christie

I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night. — Jarod Kintz

I’m an early riser. I get up between five and six, have coffee, and read for a couple of hours before everyone else gets up. – David Bowie

Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted. ― Cherise Sinclair

To many people, decaffeinated coffee is like a car without an engine–it might look good on the surface, but it won’t get you where you want to go. –  SUSAN GILBERT

Well, one can die after all: it is but dying; and in the next world, thank God! there is no drinking of coffee, and consequently no – waiting for it.’ Sometimes he would rise from his chair, open the door, and cry out with a feeble querulousness – ‘Coffee! coffee! ―  Thomas De Quincey

I’m not one of those people who wakes up and thinks, ‘Bring on the day!’ I have to have about 7 pints of coffee before I’m even remotely awake.  – Stacy London

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it. –  Zora Neale Hurston

When I think of coffee, I think of fresh mornings, companionship, a book while it rains outside, a conversation with a best friend, comfortable silence shared with someone special and warm hugs. Coffee teaches us life lessons, like the importance of taking one sip at a time and pausing every now and then to reflect on life.  – Mitali Meelan

Coffee is already known to be a preventative factor against mild depression, Parkinson’s disease, and colon and rectal cancers. – Chris Kilham

The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first. – Theodore Roosevelt

Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul. – Isak Dinesen

Coffee was food in that house, not a drink. – Patricia Hampl

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. — BILL GATES

A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked. – Anais Nin

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. ― Tahereh Mafi

It has been acclaimed the most grateful lubricant known to the human-machine, and “the most delightful taste in all nature. – WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS

That’s something that annoys the hell out of me – I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t. –JD Salinger

Like most of the world’s population I’m into coffee but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. – Jimmy Carr

That’s what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn’t worry – poetry is still first. Cigarettes and alcohol follow.  – Anne Sexton

Four cups of coffee a day may keep depression at bay. ― Steven Magee

Serious question: back in the days before coffee, did people just basically die? – Keith Wynn

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. – Carly Simon

Karma is experienced, and experience creates memory, and memory creates imagination and desire, and desire creates karma again. If I buy a cup of coffee, that’s karma. I now have that memory that might give me the potential desire for having a cappuccino, and I walk into Starbucks, and there’s karma all over again. – Deepak Chopra

I like coffee exceedingly. ― H.P. Lovecraft

If the coffee is good everything is good. – RANCIS BEATTY THURBER

Coffee can energize the industrious at dawn, calm the reflective at noon, or raise the spirits of the beleaguered in the middle of the night. – Amor Towles

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea. – Samuel Goldwyn

There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix. ― Amal El-Mohtar

And you became like coffee, in the deliciousness, and the bitterness, and the addiction. – Mahmoud Darwish

It’s very important to take care of yourself. Everyone’s lives are so busy. Take at least an hour a day to recharge and do whatever makes you better. For grown-ups, whether it’s a spa, sitting in a park with a book, or coffee, take time for yourself . – Ana Ivanovic

I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.  – Sandra Bullock

Coffee: Induces wit  take it without sugar—very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East. — Gustave Flaubert

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee. If I were your husband, I would drink it. – Winston Churchill

All it takes to fill a room is a coffee pot on the stove. – Erri De Luca

Never say no to coffee. — M. Cesar

I like dinner coffee. – Beth Behrs

A great cup of coffee in the morning makes the tiger in me behave like a real gentleman. ― Anthony T. Hincks

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! – Robin Williams

Without coffee something’s missing. — Al Pacino

Coffee is always a good idea. – Anonymous

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee. – Howard Schulz

Please pour me some coffee and sit beside me. I want to have a perfect start to this day. ― Nitya Prakash

A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye; But on the highest mount in Wales Would choose in peace to drink my coffee. – Jonathon Swift

It turned out people truly did cry into their coffee cups. – Jodi Picoult

Those who use tobacco, tea and coffee should lay these idols aside, and put their cost into the treasury of the Lord. – Ellen G. White

The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay. ― Chris Kyle

A smoke, a book, a cup of coffee. These are the little things that get us through this sometimes weary world and all the rainy days. – R. M. ENGELHARDT

Coffee first. Save the world later. – Caroline George

There isn’t enough coffee in the United States to keep everyone awake during a Presidential election campaign. – Donald W. Brown

When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day. ― Jarod Kintz

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! – Darynda Jones

How much better is silence; the coffee cup, the table. How much better to sit by myself like the solitary sea-bird that opens its wings on the stake. Let me sit here forever with bare things, this coffee cup, this knife, this fork, things in themselves, myself being myself.  – Virginia Woolf

It was a pleasant cafe, warm and clean and friendly, and I hung up my old water-proof on the coat rack to dry and put my worn and weathered felt hat on the rack above the bench and ordered a cafe au lait. The waiter brought it and I took out a notebook from the pocket of the coat and a pencil and started to write. — Ernest Hemingway

Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups. – Laurell K. Hamilton

When I die, bring me coffee, and you’ll see me rise like Lazarus. – Eduardo De Filippo

Life isn’t sugarcoated. Why should coffee be? – Tommy Wallach

I don’t drink coffee. – Waris Ahluwalia

My mom is a black-no-sugar woman, but I believe in turning my coffee into a cheesecake. ― Jordan Weisman

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. — Terry Pratchett

Procaffeinating to delay or postpone action put off doing something until you’ve had coffee. –Anonymous

It can take me forever to choose the right coffee cup in the morning. And it does make a difference! – Joel Grey

If you feel a need to get wired, take my advice. Loud, fast music coupled with strong, black coffee is the best way to go.  ― Lou Brutus

your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. – Prince Tallyrand

People don’t stop eating, and they don’t stop drinking coffee. – Magic Johnson

Before Starbucks, there wasn’t as much of a coffeehouse routine; we generally drank really cruddy diner coffee. – Andrew Yang

Right, Holden said. No coffee. This is a terrible, terrible planet. ― James S.A. Corey

A man full of bad coffee is apt to commit any crime. Some of them even write letters to the papers. – S. JAY KAUFMAN

Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup. – Gertrude Stein

Coffee it is best to buy by the bag, as it improves by keeping. Let it hang in the bag, in a dry place, and it loses its rank smell and taste. – Catharine E. Beecher

I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista. ― Jarod Kintz

My workday begins around 11 A.M., with a cup of black coffee in each hand. If I had more hands, there would be more coffee. – Aaron Levie

Happiness is actually found in simple things, such as taking my nephew around the island by bicycle or seeing the stars at night. We go to coffee shops or see airplanes land at the airport. – Andrea Hirata

Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives… and to the ‘good life’, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be. — Hunter S. Thompson

Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.  – Michael Greger

To have a cup of coffee and to cheat on one’s wife, there is always time. – Totò (Antonio de Curtis)

No coffee, no way. – Toba Beta

Everybody likes their coffee different. – Kellie Pickler

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. — Stephen Hawking

Good coffee is a pleasure good friends are a treasure. – Anonymous

These are such First World problems, but there’s certain claustrophobia to New York. You don’t escape in the East Village, but it at least feels full of camaraderie and youth – or full of camaraderie and youth in an East Village that is as full of Chase banks and Starbucks as the Upper West Side, or anywhere else in Manhattan.  – Timothee Chalamet

I do not question anyone anymore. I drink coffee and I live. ― Tahar Ben Jelloun

Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion. – Betsy Cañas Garmon

I’ve never had a cup of coffee in my entire life. That’s something you probably don’t know about me. I’ve hated the taste since I was a kid. – Steven Spielberg

Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm. ― Darynda Jones

The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed. – EVAN ESAR

The relationship between a perfect cup of coffee and a writer is just like the couple who always stand by and feel proud of being committed to each other. – Himmilicious

The coffee was boiling over a charcoal fire, and large slices of bread and butter were piled one upon the other like deals in a lumber yard. – Charles Dickens

His smile was like a Dylan album and a cup of coffee on a sunny afternoon. ― Jen Archer Wood

I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door. – J. D. Salinger

One of my favorite things is to have a three-hour conversation over coffee with someone. – Andy Grammer

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don’t want to hear about your troubles. — Charles Bukowski

I drink forty coffees a day to be awake and think, think, think about how to fight the tyrants and fools. –Voltaire

Jack and Stephen were neither of them human until the first pot of coffee was down, hot and strong. –Patrick O’Brian

I don’t typically drink coffee. – Kristin Cavallari

To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one’s fling from time to time, smoke one’s pipe, and drink one’s coffee in peace. — Vincent van Gogh

Kindness is like coffee, it awakens your spirit and improves your day. Fill your cup with both. –Anonymous

 Read More: Freedom Quotes

I’m so spoiled – I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day. – Katie Holmes

I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is a reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.  ― Annie Clark

Is “enthusiastically” an appropriate answer when someone asks me how I take my coffee? – Keith Wynn

I can’t do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper. – Cher

I don’t know. I don’t care. all I know is when you pay for something that’s supposed to give you a cup of coffee, you deserve to get your fucking cup of coffee. ― Jodi Picoult

I decide to turn to my old faithful solution to all that is wrong in life. Coffee. – Lisa Renee Jones

Soup must be eaten boiling hot and coffee drunk piping hot. – Grimod de La Reynière

Live on coffee and flowers. Try not to worry what the weather will be. — Matt Berninger

I drink a lot of coffee. – Lena Headey

Office civilization could not be feasible without the hard take-offs and landings effected by coffee and alcohol.  – ALAIN DE BOTTON