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I’m sad but I smile. That’s my life.
Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?
I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy. – Arthur Fleck
You shot me in the leg! How will I walk…oh, just like your daughter. Good one, Commissioner!
I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you a stranger. – The Joker
When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. – The Joker
The art of the clown is more profound than we think. It is the comic mirror of tragedy and the tragic mirror of comedy. – Andre Suares
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? I’ll tell you what you get. You get what you f***ing deserve!
You Don’t Listen Do You…All I Have Are Negative Thoughts.
If The Police Expect To Play Against The Joker, They’d Better Be Prepared To Be Dealt From The Bottom Of The Deck!
You Wanna Get Nuts? C’Mon, Let’s Get Nuts!!
If you weren’t so crazy, I’d think you were insane. — The Joker
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” ? – The Joker
I will remember and recover Not forgive and forget that need time to.
If You Are Good At Something Never Do It For Free.
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Do you know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things. ― The Joker
Do you want to know why I use a knife? You see, guns are too quick. You can’t savor all of the little…emotions. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
I just hope my death makes more cents than my life.
People are awful.
My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world.
Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.
I was foreign and Jewish, with a funny name, and was a very small and hated sport, a real problem at an English prep school. So the way to get around it was to become the school joker, which I did quite effectively – I was always fooling around to make the people who would otherwise dump me in the loo laugh. – Alain de Botton
The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.
If you’re good at something, never do it for free. – Joker
What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you a stranger! ― The Joker
You Don’t Listen, Do You?
As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push. – The Joker
April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin! – The Joker
Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying! ― The Joker
Don’t bend too much. People will fuck you & run away.
I think I told you I was pursuing a career in standup comedy. – Joker
She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. – Arthur Fleck
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent? – The Joker
I’m always smiling! – The Joker
The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes. – Jack Dee
Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.
Everybody is awful these days. It’s enough to make anyone crazy.
I Thought It Was Going To Bother Me, But It Really Hasn’t. I’m Not Mad At All! I’m Just Differently Sane!!
Tell Me Something, My Friend, Have You Ever Danced With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight?
Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. — The Joker
They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper! – The Joker
Turn down your feelings And turn up your hustle.
They Laugh At Me Because I am Different. I Laugh At Them Because They Are All The Same.
When told that he has a 50% chance of living Ummm, Now we’re talking.
Hello, Vinny. It’s your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.
Are you having any negative thoughts? All I have are negative thoughts.
I have never been happy for one minute if my entire life.
You’re the only one that’s ever been nice to me.
There is no Yoda-there’s no one who points you in the right direction. You’ve got to figure that out by yourself.
I don’t know about you, but every time some joker points me out as I walk through an airport wearing extra-small Dolfin shorts, a tank top and leg warmers, I get a little upset. – Richard Simmons
For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.
I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson. – Joker
Someone Who Hides Behind A Mask.
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. – The Joker
Let’s put a smile on that face! – The Joker
Tell your men they work for me now, this is my city! ― The Joker
I’ve got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore.
I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital. – Joker
Please, I don’t support that language, just don’t… DON’T! – Arthur Fleck
You know where Harvey is? You know who he is? – The Joker
Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. – The Joker
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. – Groucho Marx
I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.
Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn’t that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong the same way that you decide what’s funny or not.
It’s So Hard Just To Try And Be Happy All The Time.
One By One, They’ll Hear My Call. Then This Wicked Town, Will Follow My Fall.
Never Rub Another Man’s Rhubarb!
I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind. — The Joker
When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. – The Joker
Fake people don’t surprise Me any more loyal people do.
You See In Their Last Moments, People Show You Who They Really Are.
I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no, you, you complete me.
We have a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws.
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened.
I mean, don’t you have to be funny to be a comedian?
For my whole life I didn’t think I existed.
I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.
If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices.
The Joker is my favorite villain of all time: You don’t know his past; you just know what his plans are.
Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are?
It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns! – Joker
I Haven’t Been Happy One Minute Of My Entire King Life.
Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things forever. – The Joker
Very poor choice of words. ― The Joker
You have nothing. Nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
Arthur, you’re on seven different medications.
I don’t want you worrying about money mom, or me. – Arthur Fleck
You know, I’ll settle for his loved ones. – The Joker
You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars? – The Joker
There are some sad things known to man, but ain’t too much sadder than, the tears of a clown when no one’s around. – Smokey Robinson
The strongest hearts have the most scars!
I don’t think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. How was your job?
I’m Having A Bad Day.
In My Dream, The World Had Suffered A Terrible Disaster. A Black Haze Shut Out The Sun, And The Darkness Was Alive With The Moans And Screams Of Wounded People. Suddenly, A Small Light Glowed. A Candle Flickered Into Life, Symbol Of Hope For Millions. A Single Tiny Candle, Shining In The Ugly Dark. I Laughed And Blew It Out.
Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?
Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me!
And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. – The joker
Don’t try to rush things that need time to grow.
When They Treat You Like A Joke, Leave Them Like Its Funny.
My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn’t somebody tell me he had one of those things?!
I don’t want anything from you. Maybe a little warmth, maybe a hug, dad, maybe a bit of common decency!
If it was me dying in the street you would walk right by.
When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?
so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.
Anyone who knows me knows that I’m way more of a joker than I am a serious person. – Queen Latifah
All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them! All it takes is one bad day. – Joker
I Used To Think My Life Was A Tragedy.
And I thought my jokes were bad. – The Joker
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. – The Joker
Never play with someone’s life you will never know how they survived after.
She said I was put here to spread joy and laughter. – Joker
You get what you fucking deserve! – Arthur Fleck
I’m a man of my word. – The Joker
A joker is a little fool who is different from everyone else. He’s not a club, diamond, heart, or spade. He’s not an eight or a nine, a king or a jack. He is an outsider. He is placed in the same pack as the other cards, but he doesn’t belong there. Therefore, he can be removed without anybody missing him. – Man Ray
Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!
If I Weren’t Insane: I Couldn’t Be So Brilliant!
This Town Needs An Enema!
It must have felt right at home there. — Edith Bunker
The pen is truly mightier than the sword! – The Joker
It’s your own responsibility To heal yourself.
You cant sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Well, no one’s laughing now.
I don’t want to feel bad any more.
If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you’d walk right over me. I pass you every day and you don’t notice me!
I’m not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don’t have a dairy. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.
You can be committed to somebody because of ego: ‘I said I was going to be with this joker for the rest of my life, so I’m just going to do it.’ Or you can be committed because you have a deeply rooted connection. – Jada Pinkett Smith
A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love. If you have nothing to love, you have nothing to lose.
Enjoy yourself out there. – Joker
Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can’t say we didn’t show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there… in the asylum. Just don’t forget — if it ever gets too tough… there’s always a place for you here. – The Joker
As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out. – The Joker
A woman who broke. You can’t be the one to fix you. Remember that.
Another day in Chuckles Town.
Better the blind man who pisses out the window than the joker who told him it was a urinal. Know who the joker is? It’s everybody. – Arthur Fleck
And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass. – The Joker
The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be one. – Miguel de Cervantes
The Real Joke Is Your Stubborn, Bone-Deep Conviction That Somehow, Somewhere, All Of This Makes Sense! That’s What Cracks Me Up Each Time!
How long have you been living here? — Michael Stivic
I am not sick, I am twisted, Sick made it sound like there is a cure.
You turned me into a guy Of someone else’s dreams.
Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.
You can call me… Joker. And as you can see, I’m a lot happier.
I stopped taking my medication, I feel much better now.
I know it seems strange, I don’t meant make you uncomfortable, I don’t know why everyone is so rude, I don’t know why you are.
If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don’t grow.
I’m a traveling practical joker. That’s my line of work. – Colin Mochrie
I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do things.
I now do what other people only dream. – Joker
Live and in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the One and Only JOKER! Prerecorded for this time zone. – The Joker
Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds. – The Joker
I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold. – The Joker
I had rather have the fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad. – William Shakespeare
Both Of Us Trying To Find Meaning In A Meaningless World! Why Be A Disfigured Outcast When I Can Be A Notorious Crime God? Why Be An Orphaned Boy When You Can Be A Superhero?
Stop worrying about growing old. And think about growing up. — Philip Roth
I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary if I have any thoughts or frustrations. – The Joker
Everybody wants a good man Until that good man requires You to be a good woman.
Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.
But, you know, this stuff, the lights, the show, the audience, all that stuff, I’d give it all up in a heartbeat to have a kid like you.
It’s like anything in life, visualizing the old man you’re going to become: as long as you have a clear picture of that – the life you want to lead – eventually you’ll probably get there.
If I end up hosting ‘Joker’s Wild,’ please shoot me. – Anderson Cooper
If someone hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason.
I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world’s first fully functioning homicidal artist. – The Joker
See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder dynamite and gasoline! – The Joker
The greatest villain of all time is The Joker – he always has been, and I don’t know anyone who’s not going to have Heath Ledger’s performance burnt into their brains for the rest of their lives. — Drew Goddard
Give a man a mask and he’ll become his true self.
If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides. – The joker
Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent and all the heroic things he’s done. – The Joker
Enlightened beings are rare in the universe. They are the joker in the deck. They are outside the circle. –Frederick Lenz
We have this weird thing in the world where you don’t get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are. — John Green
I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh. – The Joker
You are much more Stronger Than your Problems bro Don’t give up.
Life, dear Greg, is a theater of the absurd. Be honest and gentle, and a man goes to a pauper’s grave. Lie and cheat and kill, and the same man could rule the world!
My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me. – Lincoln Steffens
When your time is good, your mistakes are taken as jokes. But when your time is bad, even your jokes are noticed as mistakes.
I’m of a mind to make some Mookie. – The Joker
You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey. – The Joker
I think we’re past the time in history where you have to come out and say, “you know I’m just happy all the time! I’m a joker, I’m a crazy man!” you know kind of thing. I think people understand I can turn that switch on but I’m also a sensitive, normal human being with feelings and I know how to express those too. — Jim Carrey
I am like a Dog chasing cars… I wouldn’t know to do with one if I caught it. – Mr. Joker
It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. – The joker
The comic spirit masquerades in all things we say and do. We are each a clown and do not need to put on a white face. – James Hillman
If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me. — Alice Roosevelt
If all men are the same Then why don’t you Call everyone DADDY?
It’s all a joke! Everything everybody ever valued or struggled for… it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing?
I wouldn’t want to be Superman. Batman would be cool. But the one I’ve always wanted to play is the Joker. There is a maniacal and dangerous side to me. – T. J. Miller
I’ve demonstrated there’s no difference between me and everyone else. All it takes is one bad day. That’s how far the world is from where I am, just one bad day.
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Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them! – The Joker
I’d worked with Marlon [Brando] a couple of times, and he was a practical joker. He was far more interested in getting jokes out than getting the words out. We laughed all the time. — JOHNNY DEPP
No light, but rather darkness visible.
Laughter may instruct but it may also conceal, defending the joker against anger and retaliation: a game is only a game. – Margaret Atwood
You speak an infinite deal of nothing. — WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Life is a one time Offer to use it well.
If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!
I’m a very loyal boyfriend. I’m a bit of a joker… I can be romantic, but not too sickly. – Louis Tomlinson
By clinging to reality, you’re denying the reality of the situation!
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome. – The Joker
A smile can mean a thousand words, But it can also hide a thousand tears.
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do. – Marc Maron
Talking about how “ugly” or “horrible” a certain woman is. This is one I’ve seen a few times — a guy tries to cover up his attraction to a certain woman by slagging her off every chance he gets. — KIRI BLAKELEY
If they make you an option Make them your history.
I will dance in the rain with you if you bathe in blood with me.
Joker’ is, of course, a character of my generation grew up with, and it’s a character you know really well and have strong opinions about. He’s been a larger-than-life character in fiction. He’s one of these rare characters that have had such strong performances. – Hildur Gudnadottir
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anyone. – Mark Twain
Nobody likes a clown at midnight. – Stephen King
If people say not-nice things to you about your physical appearance, remember – it’s not about you! They’re working through their own stuff. — Corinne Dobbas
To succeed in life You need two things Ignorance and confidence.
I can like Jack Nicolson’s Joker, and I can like Heath Ledger’s Joker. There are other Jokers I don’t have to like. – David Harbour
The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself. – Friedrich Schiller
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